JANUARY SALE!  £2 FOR A PINT OF HELLES WHILST STOCKS LAST

Welcome to 2013 ladies and gents where we are supposedly wearing tin foil whilst living in domes… oh, and there’s mutants.

If, however, this supposed glam future is not to your tastes or you are feeling a bit mopey from the January Blues do not despair but instead fill your heart with glee of our January sale.

For a limited time only (basically, until we run out) a pint of Augustiner Helles can be purchased for the grand price of £2!  Yup, two squid!  What else can you get for two quid?  An awful sandwich.  So, no competition there methinks.

Righty, well once again (and for the last time) my dear patrons and internets - Happy New Year and may your wildest dreams come true.  Within reason.

- Dom Harbot, Events Manager

Free Irlbacher Premium This Friday Only

Hello everyone.  I mentioned we were going to do offers and by golly we are.  From tomorrow (Friday), 8pm to 2am tonight we are offering up 20 free bottles of Irlbacher Premium.  Just pop in after 8pm wearing a fabulous / awesome / striking hat (delete as applicable) to claim your free bottle.  Best hat I’ll personally buy that person a drink.

- Dom Harbot, Events Manager